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A light, everyday cotton tee that speaks with dry wit. The soft, breathable fabric and classic crew neckline make it easy to layer or wear solo. Front text reads a bold, tongue-in-cheek warning in clean, minimalist type with a small handwritten-style line beneath — a design that balances sarcasm with style. The fit is classic and comfortable, with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape. Wear it to make people laugh (or think twice) at casual meetups, coffee runs, or late-night hangouts.

Product features
- Light 4.3 oz/yd² cotton fabric — comfortable all-season wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for lasting elasticity
- Direct-to-Film sleeve print option; durable, clean transfer finish
- Classic crew neckline and fit; heather options include 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

"I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You" Tee

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